Random-Ass Open RP

[effulgent]

how to play.

1. Drop a comment with one or more of your muses. It can be empty if you want me to make a scenario, or you can toss one at me. If you want to just give me a prompt (a word, song, lyric, picture, phrase, anything), I can riff off that too. I make no promises for logic, especially if I don't know the canon.

2. In the subject line, you can specify any of my muses you might want to play with, or you can ask me to pick someone. No muses are off-limits! If the character has no icons yet, I will find icons. Or you can make me pick.

3. just rp with me. if something jives really well, maybe we can continue it in another one of these later, sort of like a super casual verse. if it doesn't, it doesn't.

Comments

[idjits]

I'm gonna break something if you don't show a little respect. You think I like workin' with vampires?

[bigbad]

Probably around as much as I like working with red necks. Just don't get in my way.

[idjits]

Anything of mine got in your way, boy, it'd be a chainsaw.

[bigbad]

What happened to me outdating you? Boy. [This is going to be the worst team-up ever. Or the best.]

[idjits]

Just get in your ass in gear.

[bigbad]

I'm not the slow one here. [He starts walking towards the monster, silent for a moment, but then he has to speak again.] Do you know how to kill this thing? [Because Spike was planning on hacking at it until it stopped moving but hey! Maybe there's a better way!]

[idjits]

Oh, now you want my damn advice.

[bigbad]

If I'm stuck with you, you may as well make yourself useful.

[idjits]

Hack anything off it, it'll just grow back.

[bigbad]

Well, that's just... cheating. [He prefers it when the monsters die like they're supposed to.] So how do you kill it? Fire?

[idjits]

Rib bone of a virgin through the heart.

[bigbad]

[Of course it is. It's always something like that.] ...don't suppose you've got one handy, do you?

[idjits]

No, I'm just along for my health. [ he yanks one out of the inside of his jacket and hands it over. ]

[bigbad]

[Spike takes it, but he gives Bobby a suspicious sort of look.]

You just... happen to have virgin rib bones on you. [CREEPY.]

[idjits]

[ JUDGY STARE ] I was the one knew we were comin' here, wasn't I? Now quit yer bitchin' and go stab the thing before I decide to let it eat you after all.