Random-Ass Open RP

[effulgent]

how to play.

1. Drop a comment with one or more of your muses. It can be empty if you want me to make a scenario, or you can toss one at me. If you want to just give me a prompt (a word, song, lyric, picture, phrase, anything), I can riff off that too. I make no promises for logic, especially if I don't know the canon.

2. In the subject line, you can specify any of my muses you might want to play with, or you can ask me to pick someone. No muses are off-limits! If the character has no icons yet, I will find icons. Or you can make me pick.

3. just rp with me. if something jives really well, maybe we can continue it in another one of these later, sort of like a super casual verse. if it doesn't, it doesn't.

Comments

omg yes

[wells]

[ Andrew lowers the camera, and then attempts to hide it behind his back without actually turning it off, biting his lower lip. ]

But Doctor Cox...

[ Three words which honestly, in those whiny tones, Cox is probably sick to death of hearing. But Doctor Cox, his chart said he was allergic to paracetamol. But Doctor Cox, the Janitor asked me if I could get it out of the gutter for him. But Doctor Cox, it's the midnight screening of Transformers 4 tonight. ]

I just think it's really important that people understand the- the heroic work we do here. And also you, um, can't film my agony if you break my precious handycam.

[wells]

[ Warren is winning, because Andrew is only mediocre at all games that aren't Kingdom Hearts, dating sims, and Cooking Mama. He watches his little dude get teabagged again, and is glad of the distraction when Warren speaks. ]

Um, I know. He totally has a boner for Buffy Summers, don't you think? I mean, what's up with that.

[proavatar]

Great! Not crashing. I can do not crashing! [She swerves again, avoiding a tree just narrowly.] See? Didn't crash there either!

It's the best hour.

[cloned]

[Somehow, Sheldon has created a dimension hopping machine and winded up in the DCU. Unfortunately, the machine then broke, stranding Sheldon there until he could figure out a way to fix it. The technology (and Sheldon's brain) are too important to let fall into the wrong hands, so he's got a room in the Hall of Justice and a 24-7 super bodyguard.

It's Kon's turn, and he's beginning to wish the genius nerd guy had just stayed back in his home dimension. He's not entirely convinced he's even trying to get home. He seems to like it here a little more.]

So, uh, how's your progress on the thingy?

have a nerd back (also don't spoil me for the movie please!)

[daylighter]

[Simon is trying one of the cool vampire motorcycles they have in TMI that work on demon power. This one flies. He's having a grand old time right up until he sees a guy swinging on webs. He gets so distracted he nearly smacks into a building, though he veers up at the last second and manages to ride vertically to the roof.]

Um.... hi? [He shouts towards the guy. Spider-Man. It really looks like Spider-Man.]

AWW YEAH

[accioguitar]

[And this crossover is the best crossover because they can both randomly burst into song. Harry even has a guitar! OH AND ALSO he looks like Kurt's boyfriend, doesn't he? Oops. That'll be awkward.

Harry's currently playing a song about how magic is awesome and so is music. He doesn't notice Kurt right away because he's busy communing with his guitar.]

I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CHARMED enjoy vagueness

[mywillbedone]

[Willow's got a test coming so she's in a coffee shop studying. She's three cups of coffee in and coming back from a bathroom break when she bumps into Valarie. Quite literally.]

Oh, sorry... guess it's time for more coffee, huh?

speedster oc!

[asap]

[HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS?

GETTING SHOT AT.

KNOW WHAT'S SOMEWHAT BETTER?

HAVING A BLUR OF MOTION COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND CATCH THE BULLETS.

Except then she drops them because they're hot. Andie did not think this plan through.]

Ow, ow, ow! Are you okay?

Wheee!

[egocentric]

[What's up Elena? Guess who's slipping in while the boys are out to corrupt your life.]

Have you been drinking real blood? Or are you on the Stefan diet?

[bigbad]

[It's an AU S8 where Spike made his way back to Buffy and lives with her in her castle helping her train Slayers. Which is what he's doing now. He stands casually, not bothering with any sort of fighter's stance.]

All right, come at me.

[flayed]

And way too many moral qualms. I mean, hello, supervillains? Does he expect us to just hug it out?

[notamentor]

[He stares at him because really missing the point, and every time he hears 'But Doctor Cox' he really does want to smash the camera over Andrew's head.]

Then, golly gee, why don't you write a book? Or better yet, a screen play? Anything that doesn't involve that camera within a mile of this hospital.

[parsecs]

And if you get shot, you'll be a lot less fine! [AND THE BABIES.]

[wells]

Well, hugging wouldn't be too—

I-I mean, you're totally right. Next he's gonna start wearing his underoos outside his pants.

[wells]

Um, this is hard-edge journalism about the fight for humanity in the face of a cold hard budget? Not some hospital soap. So, so no can do, Doctero.

[charmingscoundrel]

He will be. [ He rolls his eyes. ] Like it or not, Chewie's the tough one outta the two of you. He knows how to take care of himself.

[fundamental]

From the accounts I have heard, you punched the air. Airbenders do not punch when they attack, Korra. And that is only if they must attack.

[metalbikini]

If I honestly was worried, I would have stayed behind!

[...Probably not.]

Besides, what if I hadn't come and something happened to you?

[ableist]

[ the memory happens just like the actual event did: a sharp, short painful blast that seems to turn everything white.

she shakes it off. she has to. if she can't even handle the idea of this, then who knows what will happen when she actually sees him. ]

He's insane. [ it's said simply, even if it seems obvious. korra has no idea just how much power it gives the guy. ] I wouldn't put much of anything past him.

That's why he's dangerous.

[purrfectheist]

[ selina's well aware that she's the talk of the town, but the woman doesn't seem to greet her with recognition. ]

I suppose I'll have to work on my poker face.

[mandalore]

[ and by terrible you mean BEST.

boba's already got his gun leveled at deadpool, and doesn't budge an inch. his voice is flat as always when he responds: ]

You knew it would.

[swordofthejedi]

It's not exactly something you pick up overnight. [ she cranks her hydrospanner, and then takes a moment to wick away some sweat off her brow, looking at the little girl ]

Are you with the Younglings?

[lumiya]

[ it's fascinating, the boy's power. and enough to make her not foolish enough to strike him herself, though she isn't putting the whip down ]

"Divine"? Do you think yourself a god?

[amputations]

[ wat

she doesn't miss the double meaning, though she frowns as she tries to process what exactly he's getting at here, and whether he's insulting her or no. ]

With what?

[neverwatchbambi]

[ Katherine :| ]

Why? Are you here to convert me?